The Potato Fuhrer has re-elected himself

The Potato Fuhrer, Aleksandr Lukashenko, has reelected himself, securing his position as the President of Belarus once again. Having won a seventh consecutive term in what was clearly a fair election run by the Potato Fuhrer himself, he managed to garner just 86.82% of the vote. A low margin of victory for anyone controlling the outcome.

Lukashenko isn't only a dictator spending taxpayer money on luxury residences in the country trying to annex his own. He has also been known to personally harvest potatoes from his presidential field. This of course, when he's not helping Belarus take steps forward:

Belarus has been to the edge of the precipice, and I helped it take a step forward.

After reelection, the Potato Fuhrer declared "I don't care if the EU recognizes our elections", presumably because everyone loves potatoes. 

He went on:

If I were to make a statement now that I do not recognize the US election and do not recognize Trump, would anything change in America? Or in the UK: if I don't recognize Starmer, what will happen in the UK? Nothing. Similarly, nothing will happen here

The EU, planning to officially condemn the election - seemingly the only tool in their toolbox, whether for election fraud or genocide - were thwarted by a pesky Hungarian cosplaying Jabba the Hut. Coincidentally, Goulash Putin is totally not corrupt either and otherwise has little in common with the Potato Fuhrer. Least of all, picking potatoes.

Alas, Lukashenko's ability to maintain power through a combination of repression, strategic alliances, a folksy public image and quiescent citizens has granted him a seventh term, one that will likely see the annexation of Belarus into Novo Rossia.